Rymes

Kung Fu Pandaren

rymes — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:33:59 +0000

If you haven’t seen Kung Fu Panda yet, do it. I went and saw it last night with my brother and a friend, and it absolutely cracked me up. Jack Black, as the voice of Po the Panda, is hilarious, and is well supported by the voices of Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, and Jackie Chan. JACKIE CHAN DOES VOICE ACTING?!?!

Anyway, it’s a very funny movie, the animation is incredible, and it looks like the really did a lot of research on the actual Kung Fu scenes: the combat, while bizarre at times like Crouching Tiger, is mostly believable and very well animated.

Oh, and I totally want to crochet the noodle-guys hat.

70

rymes — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:40:37 +0000

OMG, first level 70!

Off to buy my flying mount, respec, train, and grab all my +heal gear.

More later. Busy being a frikkin’ 70!

Lolcats

rymes — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:42:21 +0000

I love lolcats. I can’t get enough. And occasionally, I’ll find one hilarious enough to make me spew my drink all over the place.

I saw this the other day at icanhascheezburger.com

which reminded me of this old Lifesavers commercial:

That’s Gooood Eatin’

rymes — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:42:07 +0000

I’m so funny.

Spam from who?

rymes — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:49:52 +0000

Seriously? Bilbo is sending me spam?

Dirty Hobbit.

Community

rymes — Wed, 28 May 2008 17:35:24 +0000

I like being in a WoW community where everyone helps each other, there’s good communication between players, and a friendly attitude. Pox Arcanum was my first experience with this, despite being in numerous guilds on several servers, and I just started a Horde alt on Drenden to play with GameDame‘s new (soon-to-be) guild.

However, I don’t like being the new guy in said groups, where it feels like everyone is going out of their way to help me, and I’m unable to really contribute yet, other than my participation.

I’ll get there soon, though.

Hostage Situation

rymes — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:50:30 +0000

Dear Shawn,

We have your mother. We’re not letting go. The funny thing is, she came looking for us. And now your family will be trapped and helpless to resist our inane demands.

Today, you will sing Numa Numa all day long.

Tomorrow has another torture in store.

-Signed, the Internets

Seriously?

rymes — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:09:30 +0000

For all you people looking for rhymes, it’s got an H in it. Yeah.

That should cut my traffic by about half.

I’m Batman

rymes — Fri, 09 May 2008 23:45:53 +0000

The Dark Shaman’s Cover. It’s got ears.

I’m totally Batman.

"Nantucket" Jokes Need Not Apply

rymes — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:12:24 +0000

DeadRabbit has Engineer passion.
“These goggles will make me look dashing!“
With a twist and a whirl
She makes squirrel after squirrel
(Or at least until they’re out of fashion)

In case you didn’t know, this is about my friend DeadRabbit of Pox Arcanum.

Think you can do better? I’d love to see more WoW-themed lymerics, so go ahead and post one up in the comments.