March 9, 2008
Fuller here, with a special guest: Voidwalker Minion!
F: It’s great to have you here, Voidwalker. How are you doing?
VW: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
F: Well, I was hoping you’d allow me a short interview. Would that be alright?
VW: IF I MUST.
F: Thank you. So, how does it feel to finally be on the material plane?
VW: I DON’T LIKE THIS PLACE.
F: You don’t like it? Then why would you come here?
VW: CANNOT RESIST.
F: …Okay. Moving on. Is there any possibility of there being more of you made? Maybe sold to people around the country?
VW: I… AM… VOID… WHERE PROHIBITED.
F: I take that as a no, then. Well, thank you for your time. It’s been an… experience, having you here.
VW: RELEASED AT LAST!