May 13, 2008
We have your mother. We’re not letting go. The funny thing is, she came looking for us. And now your family will be trapped and helpless to resist our inane demands.
Today, you will sing Numa Numa all day long.
Tomorrow has another torture in store.
-Signed, the Internets
May 9, 2008
The Dark Shaman’s Cover. It’s got ears.
I’m totally Batman.
May 7, 2008
In case you didn’t know, this is about my friend DeadRabbit of Pox Arcanum.
Think you can do better? I’d love to see more WoW-themed lymerics, so go ahead and post one up in the comments.
March 9, 2008
Fuller here, with a special guest: Voidwalker Minion!
F: It’s great to have you here, Voidwalker. How are you doing?
VW: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
F: Well, I was hoping you’d allow me a short interview. Would that be alright?
VW: IF I MUST.
F: Thank you. So, how does it feel to finally be on the material plane?
VW: I DON’T LIKE THIS PLACE.
F: You don’t like it? Then why would you come here?
VW: CANNOT RESIST.
F: …Okay. Moving on. Is there any possibility of there being more of you made? Maybe sold to people around the country?
VW: I… AM… VOID… WHERE PROHIBITED.
F: I take that as a no, then. Well, thank you for your time. It’s been an… experience, having you here.
VW: RELEASED AT LAST!